Archive for January 2011

ABC to Credit Card Numbers !

January 26, 2011

The story of how Chrome got its icon !

January 19, 2011

Haha … 😀

Magical frog ….

January 12, 2011

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to. ”

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, -she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said,

“That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, -she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies !

January 10, 2011

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of  the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.’

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8: Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9: Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.

10: I’ve run away to join a different circus.

Haha… Lol 🙂

Facebook Game Statistics !!

January 9, 2011

ABC to Coffee !!

January 8, 2011

You can try making all these … 🙂

Do share your opinions if you are successful ! 🙂

IPhone 5 …..

January 7, 2011

A lot of New Features added …. 😉

Lol… 🙂

Internet 2020 !!

January 6, 2011

The Brutal Decline of Yahoo !!

January 5, 2011

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