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Another Love story to beautify my Blog

October 26, 2009

 

due
to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was
too
nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please,
let
me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. ‘would you please give me
some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.’
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he
put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him
curiously; why
you
have this hobby? He replied: ‘when I was a little boy, I was living near
the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,
just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty
coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my
hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there’. While
saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can
tell
out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,
has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about
her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice
talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets
all
her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted,
warm, careful. He was
such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty
coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess
married to the prince, then they were living the happy life… And,
every
time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she
knew that’s the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: ‘My
dearest,
please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I
said
to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so
nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It
was
hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be
the start of
our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times
in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to
lie
to you for anything..
Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don’t like
the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste…. But I have had the salty
coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for
anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my
whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you
and
have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee
again’.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what’s
the taste of salty coffee?
It’s sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear
but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don’t ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends..
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, ‘…that’s her.’

An amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after

her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the

party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but

due

to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was

too

nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please,

let

me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. ‘would you please give me

some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.’

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he

put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him

curiously; why

you

have this hobby? He replied: ‘when I was a little boy, I was living near

the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea,

just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty

coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my

hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there’. While

saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can

tell

out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,

has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about

her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice

talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets

all

her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted,

warm, careful. He was

such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty

coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess

married to the prince, then they were living the happy life… And,

every

time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she

knew that’s the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: ‘My

dearest,

please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I

said

to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so

nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It

was

hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be

the start of

our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times

in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to

lie

to you for anything..

Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don’t like

the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste…. But I have had the salty

coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for

anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my

whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you

and

have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee

again’.

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what’s

the taste of salty coffee?

It’s sweet. She replied.

Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!

Don’t ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends..

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, ‘…that’s her.’

People who liked this, will love to read this as well : Laws on Girls !! @http://wp.me/pjgY2-7N

The Axe Effect !!

October 25, 2009

Unable to attract even a single girl, frustrated man sues Axe

New Delhi. In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal
embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man
has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of
men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental
suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at
all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now.
Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly
attracting women.

Vaibhav Bedi, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and
half-used deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons,
anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos, and hair gels to
the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products and narcotics
test of the brand managers of Axe. Vaibhav was pushed to take this step
when his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her
after applying all the Axe products. cid:image010.gif@01CA2192.E9691400

No girl ever asked Vaibhav to call her

No girl ever asked Vaibhav to call her

“Where the **** is the Axe effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over
seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever
agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure
they could smell my perfumes, deodorants and aftershaves. I always
applied them in abundance to make sure the girls get turned on as they
show in the television. Finally I thought I’d try to impress my lonely
bai who had an ugly fight with her husband and was living alone for over
a year. Axe effect my foot!” Vaibhav expressed his unhappiness.

Vaibhav claims that he had been using all the Axe products as per the
company’s instructions even since he first bought them. He argued that
if he couldn’t experience the Axe effect despite using the products as
directed, either the company was making false claims or selling fake
products.

“I had always stored them in cool and dry place, and kept them away from
direct light or heat. I’d always use a ruler before applying the spray
and make sure that the distance between the nozzle and my armpit was at
least 15 centimeters. I’d do everything they told. I even beat up my
5-year-old nephew for coming near my closet, as they had instructed it
to keep away from children’s reach. And yet, all I get is a broom
beating from my ugly bai.” Vaibhav expressed his frustration.

Vaibhav claims that he had to do go a lot of mental suffering and public
humiliation due to the lack of Axe effect and wants HUL to compensate
him for this agony. An advocate in Karkardooma court, who happened to
mistake Vaibhav for some deodorant vendor when he entered the court
premises with all the bottles, has now offered to take up his case in
the court. HUL has been served a legal notice in this regard.

HUL has officially declined to comment on the case citing the subject to
be sub judice, but our sources inform that the company was worried over
the possible outcomes of the case. The company might argue that Vaibhav
was hopelessly unattractive and unintelligent and didn’t possess the
bare minimum requirements for the Axe effect to take place. Officially
HUL has not issued any statement, but legal experts believe that HUL
could have tough time convincing the court.

“HUL might be tempted to take that line of argument, but it is very
risky. There is no data to substantiate the supposition that
unattractive and unintelligent men don’t attract women. In fact some of
the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely
ghoulish guys. I’d suggest that the company settles this issue out of
court.” noted lawyer Ram Jhoothmalani said.

People who liked this, will love to read this as well : Laws on Girls !! @ http://wp.me/pjgY2-7N

Something NEW !!

May 15, 2009

Ya…. something new I noticed when I opened my blog today !! I had made a very long post say with 10000 + lines…. about numbers… some weeks back.. Would u like to see click on the link below…

https://gpraveenkumar.wordpress.com/2009/05/01/fun-with-numbers-till-9999/

Because of the post, there was a problem with the CSS. So, my homepage had problem loading 10 posts in a page (as a post was huge). My page looked dirty…. there was only a green background. So I was  wanting to make 10 new posts so that this post about numbers disappears from the main page. But, I was not getting time.

Just sometime before, when I opened my page, I was surprised to see The Theme wrking fine. I did refresh the page many time to conform the reality 🙂 . Hmm, Thanks to wordpress for correcting the Bug…. I am Happy 😀

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