Posts Tagged ‘Punch Lines’

Interesting facts

December 31, 2009

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Logically Speaking !!!

November 17, 2009


>— I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
>— If I save time, when do I get it back?
>— The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
>— As I said before, I never repeat myself.
>— Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
>— If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>— War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who is left.
>— Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
>— If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
>— I was born intelligent…. education ruined me.
>— A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say !
>— If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
>— Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
>— How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
>— Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
>— The Best of Proverbs :
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough
>— Living on Earth may be expensive…but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun….!
>— Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
So what? Who’s in a hurry?
>— A drunk was hauled into court.
“Mister”, the judge began, “you’ve been brought here for drinking….”
“Great,” the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?
>— Can you do anything that other people can’t ?
Sure, I can read my handwriting…..!



Dilbert’s one liners !

October 29, 2009

Here are some nice Dilbert’s one liners:

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Try & try, if you don’t succeed, then CHEAT

4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

12. It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

21. It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success…. Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

……. and here’s the best of the lot……..

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else!

Nice Taglines !

February 22, 2009

Every felt that you were not able to put up an inspiring status message. I have felt so many times. Hence, I am sharing a few punch line which impressed me ! Feel free to you as many as you want 😀

A picture is the expression of an impression. If the beautiful were not in us, how would we ever recognize it? — 23/06/2012

When a gal calls another gal a ‘bitch’….. trust her….. 98% of the times… it turns out what she said was truth… ! 😉 — 21/06/2012

Keep Ambition in your Eyes and Passion running through your Veins ! — 19/06/2012

Someday Someone will walk into you life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else ! — 17/06/2012

The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.. — 14/06/2012

“There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them !” — 11/06/2012

Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they will notice and will be bothered. If they don’t, you know where you stand. — 08/06/2012

getting angry is like punishing urself for the mistakes of others…!!! — 05/06/2012

Distance never seperates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But
whenever I start feeling sad cuz I miss you I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to — 02/06/2012

No one can touch words… but words do touch one’s heart and soul. We are master of our unspoken words and slaves of our spoken words…..! — 01/06/2012

“The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe”, Russian Proverb — 31/05/2012

It is Better To Fail In Originality, Than to Succeed In Imitation.. — 30/05/2012

Give a lot of time for the improvement of yourself, then there is less time to critize others ! — 29/05/2012

“Success Always Hugs you in Private…!” But “Failure Always Slaps you in Public…!” Thats Life… — 26/05/2012

You can love me, You can hate me, But you cannot ignore me ! – Radhika Bhargava — 23/05/2012

Anything that is short is everlasting… ! – G Praveen Kumar — 21/05/2012

When your past calls, don’t answer. It has nothing new to say. — 20/05/2012

As is a tale, so is Life ! Not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters ! — 19/05/2012

The best relation in the world is When You hold the hand of a person & that person starts walking with you without asking WHERE and Why 🙂 — 16/05/2012

Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think ! — 13/05/2012

What is forgiveness?? “It is the wondrful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone”.. 🙂 — 10/05/2012

While U r looking for the perfect person, U r probably losing the imperfect person who could make U perfectly happy… — 07/05/2012

There you have it: success = ambition + vision + execution + persistence + luck + timing — 05/05/2012

“A great fortune depends on luck, a small one on diligence”, Chinese Proverb — 03/05/2012

You create your own luck, or when lady luck smiles down on you, you seize the opportunity. — 01/05/2012

“Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” – Calvin Coolidge — 30/04/2012

“I’m convinced that about half of what separates the successful entrepreneurs from the non-successful ones is pure perseverance” – Steve Jobs — 28/04/2012

“Stay Focused, Keep Shipping”, Mark Zuckerberg — 26/04/2012

Shine your light and let the whole world see ! — 24/04/2012

There’s a little truth behind every ‘just kidding’, a little curiosity behind every ‘just wondering’, a little knowledge behind every ‘I don’t know’, a little emotion behind every ‘I don’t care’ — 22/04/2012

When you are bound to your ambition, you work joyfully ! — 20/04/2012

Love consists of overestimating the difference between one woman and another ! – George Bernard Shaw — 18/04/2012

God’s plans for your life far exceed the circumstances of your day ! — 16/04/2012

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.  – Steve Jobs –14/04/2012

Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value. – Jim Rohn — 14/04/2012

The best revenge is just moving on and getting over it. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer :):) — 31/01/2012

“Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart.” — 30/01/2012

Don’t ever let someone tell you that you can’t do somehting. Not even me. You got a dream, you gotta protect it. When poeple can’t do somethign themselves, they’re gonna tell you that you can’t do it. You want somthign, go get it. Period” – Will Smith (The Pursuit of Happiness, film) — 26/01/2012

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread ! — 25/01/2012

Never waste time on people who don’t deserve it !!! — 22/01/2012

Someday everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself thateverything happens for a reason — 18/01/2012

The 2 most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why… — 12/01/2012

Sometimes trusting a friend is the hardest thing to do. Even the closest friends can become your enemies. — 08/01/2012

People who are sick are not the only ones to be taken care of .. — 05/01/2012

I asked an old man :
Which is more important ? To love or to be loved ?
Old Man replied :
Which is more important to a bird ? The left wing or the right wing ? — 01/01/2012

Memories play strange role in our life’s .. Its makes you smile when you remember you had cried together .. And makes you cry when you remember you had laughed together .. — 31/12/2011

Never Assume Some One By Their Sweetness , Some Times We Are Just An OPTION When They Are BORED !! — 23/12/2011

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. — 25/12/2011

Relation doesn’t get better by meetings… It is sweetened by thoughts… — 19/12/2011

I care for her in my own strange way, she’ll never know and i’ll never show…:( — 12/12/2011

“Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you don’t have one.” – Charlie Sheen — 10/12/2011

You are in love if a smile of one girl excites you more than the nudity of others. — 7/12/2011

The awkward moment when you realise that the only thing you have is common with you good old friends if your past ! — 3/12/2011

“I need to talk to you.” That one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life. — 1/12/2011

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single. 😀 — 30/11/2011

People behave way too differently when a girl is involved. — 28/11/2011

If you fall I will be there – Floor — 25/11/2011

It’s not what you don’t know that hurts you most, it’s what you know that ain’t so. — 22/11/2011

Optimization is the mother of invention.. — 17/11/2011

Men rise and fall like the winter weed, but these names will never die ! — 14/11/2011

A life without lovin’ is a life not worth livin’ ! — 11/11/2011

The life of a honest man is never easy, but the mind of a sinner is never at ease. — 9/11/2011

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning !  — 5/11/2011

The Difference Between LIKE & LOVE is – if You Like A Flower,You pluck it..BUT if You Love that flower you Water it.. — 2/11/2011

A person who has a lot of anger inside, definitely luvs people more dan any1 else Coz if red color indicates anger den it indicates luv too. — 31/10/2011

Life is made up of Years that mean nothing and Moments that mean everything ! — 28/10/2011

Take Chances and Live Life !! 🙂 — 25/10/2011

The greatest mistake in life is not having taking one ! — 20/10/2011

We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. — 17/10/2011

The real measure of our wealth is how much we’d be worth if we lost all our money. — 13/10/2011

Every one is a genious..

But if you judge a Fish on its ability to climb a tree,

It will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

-Einstien — 10/10/2011

The word “Engineer” is derived from “Anjaneyar” (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn’t hang around with girls. — 05/10/2011

A thousand people quit smoking everyday, by dying. Smoking kills. — 03/10/2011

You got to Run to Stay where you are ! — 01/10/2011

loneliness is a dangerous addiction because, you can never get enough of yourself ! — 30/09/2011

An Angry Mind is a Narrow mind. — 25/09/2011

Theres a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it !!  — 22/09/2011

When people say, “You are so different !” , what they actually mean is, “What is wrong with you ??!” — 18/09/2011

Be sincere, but don’t be serious….. — 16/09/2011

A Big Difference Between School & College :

In School If You Were Late, You Have To Sit On Last Bench.

But In Collage If You Are Late,

You Have To Sit On First Bench 😛 😀 — 12/09/2011

PRAY–Not Because You Need Something BUT Because You Have A LOT To Be Thankful For:) — 10/09/2011

When people walk away from you…. Let them go…. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn’t mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over. — 07/09/2011

Real Programmers Don’t Write Documentation because the Code is the Documentation ! — 05/09/2011

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife !! — 02/09/2011

At first i knew. Today i think. Tomorrow i won’t. — 31/08/2011

wen u have to make a a hard decision, flip a coin.. coz wen the coin’s in d air, you suddenly know what u are hoping for 🙂  — 29/08/2011

Greatness is what you think of yourself… the higher it is… the higher u go! Its the difference in the self confidence that puts you where u are !! — 27/08/2011

Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. — 24/08/2011

No one in the world is born for you!!, but you can make someone to live for you !!!  — 22/08/2011

Maths and girls are the two most complicated things in this world. But maths atleast has some logic… — 19/08/2011

A bee sucks nectar from a flower…. but it eventually moves to another flower when the good part (nectar) is over….. So Learn to Move On !! 🙂  — 18/08/2011

Your past achievements can be your biggest motivation !! – Praveen Kumar — 14/08/2011

If you marry a phenominal work ethic to the talent you are born with, there is almost anyhting you can achieve !! — 10/08/2011

If you obsessed with something, rethink if this will be an important thing five years down the line. If it will, you sure have reason to be obsessed; else chuck it and go to sleep. — 07/08/2011

“Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.” – Alen Strike  — 05/08/2011

Business is not working hard and earning more and more money , you must learn to distribute your work and money to be successful.  — 02/08/2011

The difference between insanity and genius is only measured by success. — 30/07/2011

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. 🙂 🙂 – Mark Twain — 28/07/2011

Its funny how sometimes just as you say hello, you need to say goodbye ! — 25/07/2011

“The heart that cares too much for others is always misunderstood.” “The person who acts like caring others is always understood”. — 24/07/2011

I have a Doubt….Why people you SHUT-UP for Human Beings and SHUT-DOWN for computers !! Purpose of Both is the same… — 21/07/2011


A man is great by deeds, not by birth. — 15/07/2011

Do things in where U get happiness …Dont let any1 2 hurt U &Live each day lavishly filled with Smile  “Ur da 1 who has 2 enjoy dis beautiful life., Live 4 Urself !  — 11/07/2011

Sometimes, Ordinary is the real thing. — 07/07/2011

To make something special u just have to believe its special…:) — 06/07/2011

KINDNESS Costs NOTHING !  — 03/07/2011

If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disapper ! — 01/07/2011

History never looks like history when you are living through it !!  — 20/06/2011

Friends, Health and Love These things don’t come with PRICE TAGS But When we lose then, we realize D COST !!  — 19/06/2011

Instead of Thinking about what you are MISSING. Sometimes it is GOOD to THINK About what you have that many are MISSING. — 18/06/2011

Everytime we fall.. We face our biggest Guru.. So bow to ur failures- as our failures are our best teacher- Sheila Bajaj — 17/06/2011

there’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes — 16/06/2011

What a woman wants is what you are out of. She wants more of a thing when it is scarce. — 15/06/2011

Beginnings are usually scary and ending are usually sad, but it’s everything in between that makes it all worth living.– 14/06/2011

To be a “Good professional”,

always start 2 study late for “Exams”.

Because it teaches how to manage

“Time” and tackle “Emergencies” — 13/06/2011

The best success is usually the one you risk the most to achieve. — 12/06/2011

Sometimes taking the risk is its own reward. — 12/06/2011

The way we see the people around us, depends not so much on how they are – but on how we are. — 11/06/2011

I know we r no more in relatsnship..but still I m happy, nt bcz u r nt in my life bt for the moment I spent with u..for the nghts we spent on phone nd spclly for u who taught me abt the love nd sacrifice…That’s y I like 2 say “its bettr to have loved and lost thn nevr 2 have loved at all” — 10/06/2011

empty anger is just another shit where one turns out to be a looser. — 09/06/2011

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind……….. — 08/06/2011

“Panam Irunthaal Unnai Unaku Theriyathu,

Panam Ilenaa Mathavangaluku Una theriyathu” – RajniKanth — 07/06/2011

Take what you can; give nothing back. The world is there for the taking! — 06/06/2011

Wonder… Why we bother with Love if it never lasts…… ! — 05/06/2011

The worst feeling is not being lonely but being forgotten by someone who you could never forget……. ! — 04/06/2011

You can’t hold onto the past and still ride into the future ! — 03/06/2011

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. — 02/06/2011

“When you find a Dream inside your heart, Don’t ever let it go….For Dreams are the tiny seeds from Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow”………… — 01/06/2011

Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart … ! — 31/05/2011

Medicine may heal the body, but Laughter heals the soul ! — 30/05/2011

May be I am no one for you, But for me you are definitely the one !! – Praveen Kumar — 29/05/2011

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely. — 28/05/2011

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life ! — 27/05/2011

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don’t stare at it – It’s too risky! You get a sense of it and then you look away! – Jerry Seinfeld — 26/05/2011

its not bad to b selfish smtyms..cuz smthngs in life r not meant to b shared !!!! — 25/05/2011

U make more sense… when u speak nonsense to me !! 🙂 – Praveen Kumar — 24/05/2011

its hard wen u kno u shudnt hold on, and yet u r too in love to let go.. — 23/05/2011

Silent ones are more deadlier…… ! — 22/05/2011

choose your enemies but let your friends choose you…………..!!!! — 21/05/2011

only when u r alone will u realize the value of a company ! 🙂 — 20/05/2011

Future doesn’t come warranty card, guaranteeing replacement if damaged or broken. — 19/05/2011

Over Ambitious without proper plan leads to frustration! — 18/05/2011

“One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.” — 17/05/2011

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.” — 15/05/2011

“When you find a Dream inside your heart, Don’t ever let it go For Dreams are the tiny seeds from Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow”………… — 14/05/2011

Money does not cost me much but relationships and emotions do. — 13/05/2011

To know how to free oneself is nothing; the arduous thing is to know what to do with one’s freedom. — 12/05/2011

first you lose the touch.. then the images turn blurry.. nd finally ur memory fades away.. — 11/05/2011

d best thing bout future is dat it comes one day at a time 🙂 — 10/05/2011

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure ! — 09/05/2011

A Happy Woman is a Myth !! — 08/05/2011

It takes courage to live life fully. — 08/05/2011

Swallowing angry words before you say them is better than having to eat them afterwards. — 08/05/2011

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. — 07/05/2011

Stop looking at my status, I’m shy! 😛 — 07/05/2011

If a relationship has to be secret, you shouldn’t be in it ! — 07/05/2011

Exchange of powers:- When a boy truly loves a gal SHE becomes his Weekeness & When a gal truly loves a boy HE becomes her Strength. — 06/05/2011

It`s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew, and when someone you love becomes someone you hate.. — 06/05/2011

A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women 🙂 — 06/05/2011

Later half is not with us but the past was … — 05/05/2011

A Friend is one who knows all about you and still likes you ! — 05/05/2011

The end seems so near, but then there is, as always, a new beginning after every end. — 05/05/2011

When you are in light everything will follow you. But when you are in dark, even your own shadow will not follow you.. That’s Life..!! — 04/05/2011

some people don’t understand the way i am, some are hurt by the way i talk, but what i can do if that’s the real me, i am not perfect, but definitely not fake! — 04/05/2011

Wish all your enemies a long life….So that they can see you succeed in life & their inner soul burns & repaints for their previous mistakes… Love u all devils… — 04/05/2011

we really don’t appreciate d people who care 4 us..until they leave us, until we lose dem… — 03/05/2011

Sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would never realize your potential, strength, will power or heart ! — 03/05/2011

many wondered what life is….. but i couldn’t understand the point of it… life just unfolds every moment… and i couldn’t find a better way than live it every moment with the heart…. 😀 — 03/05/2011

Is Love,”Friendship set to Music” or is Friendship, “Love set to Music” ??? 😛 – Praveen Kumar — 02/05/2011

Love is friendship set to music… 🙂 — 02/05/2011

Now tell me.. Where is the ‘good’ in Good bye.. — 02/05/2011

“Often we find ourselves at the crossroads of life –  where reality seems to fade, faith in GOD seems to be a delusion and consciousness presents forward the eternal question – “Is life something real, or is it just a fantasy ?” – Maitreya Dutta

Whenever I find myself alone; whenever I find dat i m being trapped..I jst close my eyes & thnk abt U nd the moments we spent together, and once agn it brings smile on my face… ! — 01/05/2011

Even if you accept relationship drift away bravely, you will experience the pain ! – G Praveen Kumar  — 01/05/2011

People are at their best in the face of adversity. — 01/05/2011

I enjoy warmth because I have been cold. I appreciate light because I have been in darkness. By the same token, I can experience joy because I have known sorrow. — 01/05/2011

Success: “It’s not what you do but how you do it”. — 01/05/2011

Life gives answers in 3 ways:

1. It says “yes” and gives u what u want..

2. It says “no” and gives u something better..

3. It says “wait” and gives u the best.. — 01/05/2011

In a perfect world u’d b able to mark people as spam in real life. — 30/04/2011

The greatest distance on earth is not north and south, it is when I am right in front of you and you do not know that I love you. — 29/04/2011

Failure has many reasons …… Success has none!!!! — 28/04/2011

Be the best person you can be. Don’t try to do better what someone else is already doing because that may not be organic to you. The things that I’m most proud of accomplishing are the things that came naturally to me. — 27/04/2011

Exams are like Girl friends

– Too many questions

– Difficult to understand

– More explanation is needed

– Result is always fail! 😀

BEST OF LUCK GUYZ…………. :p :p :p — 26/04/2011

No grudges to hold while you leave. If you don’t resolve differences at this crucial moment, you may regret later. — 25/04/2011

Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings .. — 24/04/2011

where Ego fails, Modest makes people bend … ! – G Praveen Kumar — 23/04/2011

Its the choices we make, that define who we truly are.. Far more than our abilities — 22/04/2011

I gave you all my love, and all You gave me was goodbye …… — 21/04/2011

U learn 2 love nt by finding a perfect person, bt by learning 2 see an imperfect person perfectly.. — 20/04/2011

“The greatest pollution problem we face today is negativity. Eliminate the negative attitude and believe you can do anything. Replace if I can, I hope, maybe with I can, I will, I must.” — 19/04/2011

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building ……ur head tells “u idiot..u gonna die” …but ur heart whispers ” dnt worry pretty girl ..u can fly” ……..:) – Nupur Pandey — 18/04/2011

God’s delay is not his denial.. — 17/04/2011

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. — 16/04/2011

Sum things are left undone, sum words r left unsaid, sum feelings r left unexpressed, but sum one as sweet as u could never be left unmissed. — 15/04/2011

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. -J K Rowling — 14/04/2011

I express my rational views if u can’t take it please walk in your way. – Santhosh Madhava  — 13/04/2011

Though a Picture speak louder than words….Its only Words that stays etched…. Pictures fade away !! – G Praveen Kumar — 12/04/2011

Time heals all wounds, but every wound leaves a scar, and when u r reminded of it, no matter how small the scar is, the pain shoots up. maybe the wound was deep ! — 11/04/2011

“Evry one wil frgt evryone wen they hv sumone with them” & “Evry one wil remember evry one when they hv no one wid them” !! — 10/04/2011

Physical wounds get healed but the Verbal ones, Never ! – G Praveen Kumar — 09/04/2011

The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in what they are capable of receiving. — 08/04/2011

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control. — 07/04/2011

V make thousand huge mistakes nd forgive ourself bt wen it comes to forgive others for there mistakes den y do v hve to thnk so hard… — 06/04/2011

‎” the end, you make you. No one else will” – Alfred to Damian — 05/04/2011

TRUST is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be PERFECT again ! — 04/04/2011

“Faith means living with uncertainty – feeling your way through life, letting your heart guide you like a lantern in the dark.” — 03/04/2011

“With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse” – Spiderman — 02/04/2011

I you are Bright and Young, you Deserve to Succeed. — 01/04/2011

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. — Socrates  — 31/03/2011

Sometimes it is better for things to remain unnoticed…. — 30/03/2011

Of the body’s 600 muscles, the hardest to keep in shape is the heart. — 29/03/2011

Learn the habit of compromise, bcoz its better to bend a little, than 2break a loving relationship. — 28/03/2011

Faith is to believe in what you do not yet see, the reward for faith is to see what you believe.  — 27/03/2011

The best prize of all is knowing that Wining isn’t always a victory, and losing isn’t always a defeat ! — 26/03/2011

Jealousy. You never outgrow it. — 25/03/2011

Women are to be loved. Not to be understood. There is no foolishness bigger in this world than trying to understand them. — 24/03/2011

Girls forgive guys with big hearts for the mistakes they do… ! 😛  — 23/03/2011

Girls always believe what they listen and Boys always believe what they see….so girls like to do make-up and boys like to lie….And this is best way to prove how fake this world is…. — 23/03/2011

Out of every bad experience comes some good ! — 22/03/2011

It is a hollow victory that comes at someone else’s expense ! — 21/03/2011

Life can only be understood Backwards…But should be lived Forwards…!! — 20/03/2011

Even if you are a genius, Life is a mystery ! — 20/03/2011

What a coincidence…My eyes were wet bcz I was going away. And ur eyes were full of tears bcz smbdies came back in ur life… — 19/03/2011

It’s only words and words are all I have to take your heart away …. — 18/03/2011

“Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.”— Marilyn Monroe — 18/03/2011

flirting is d only job guys cant include in their resume, despite having years of experience and umpteen numbr of references 😛 🙂 – Nupur Pandey — 17/03/2011

Even though we’ve changed and we’re all finding our own place in the world, we all know that when the tears fall or the smile spreads across our face, we’ll come to each other because no matter where this crazy world takes us, nothing will ever change so much to the point where we’re not all still friends… — 16/03/2011

Don’t worry bout d people in ur past .. there’s a reason they didn’t make it to ur future . — 14/03/2011

Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you. — 14/03/2011

Innocence of love: I have sacrificed many things to make you smile! Can you now please sacrifice your ego for a while! — 13/03/2011

d best thing bout an enemy is dat he tells d truth about u 😉 — 12/03/2011

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining !! — 11/03/2011

Let me tape ur mouth.. so we dont have to hear u. — 11/03/2011

Let me tie ur shoe laces … so u won’t fall for anyone else. — 10/03/2011

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. — 10/03/2011

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining !! — 09/03/2011

The value of life is realized only after it is lost:

Live chicken – Rs. 80

Chicken Tandoori – Rs. 200..:) — 08/03/2011

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. 🙂 — 07/03/2011

If a person does not have a sense of achievement in real life it’s easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they can get a false set of accomplishments. — 06/03/2011

Read it on another page. Success is like the smell of your shit, You cant stand it unless it is not yours. — 05/03/2011

support bacteria – it’s d only culture sum people have! 😀 — 04/03/2011

its the ATTITUDE, not the APTITUDE, that matters for deciding a person’s ALTITUDE!!! 🙂 — 03/03/2011

Sucessfull people always have 2 things on their lips ,

Silence & Smile 🙂

Smile to solve the problem and silence to avoide the problem. — 02/03/2011

It’s so hard when I have to, and so easy when I want to !!! — 01/03/2011

Sometimes, there’s no use in looking back and wondering. Keeping up the pace is really an art. 🙂 Genius lies in practicing it.  — 01/03/2011

There is so much good in the worst of us,

And so much bad in the best of us,

That it hardly behooves any of us

To talk about the rest of us.

– Edward Wallis Hoch — 01/03/2011

its strange how madness and brilliance are 2 traits tat coincide wit each other… — 01/03/2011

I am not a “HANDSOME” But I can give my “HAND” to “SOME” One who needs help.. Beauty is in Heart , not on face….– 28/02/2011

I wonder Y dis breeze has to bring black clouds on d bright n’ sunny days of my life, wer d most happiest moments r accompanied by a pinching pain within….. :)( — 28/02/2011

wen sumbody says u’ve changed, tis only coz u stopped livin ur life their way. — 27/02/2011

The winner is u when u compromise on ur ego coz u never lose ur loved ones!! 🙂 — 26/02/2011

It’s been said that everlasting friends can go long periods of time without speaking and never question their friendship.These types of friends pick up like they just spoke yesterday, regardless of how long it has been or how far away they live, and they don’t hold grudges.They understand that life is busy..but you will ALWAYS love them — 26/02/2011

Past — Tears, Future — Fears!!! So only Present with Cheers of Beers ! — 25/02/2011

Make your TEARS, sooo “expensive” dat no-one can “afford” it… n, make your HAPPINESS sooo “cheap” dat ppl gt it “free” 4m U….!! — 24/02/2011

Change is the only thing that is constant. Constant is the only thing that doesn’t change 🙂 – G Praveen Kumar — 24/02/2011

Its nice to be important but its very important to be nice 🙂 — 23/02/2010

Be Silent only when the other person understands your silence… — 22/02/2011

It is the last minute that makes all the difference. — 21/02/2011

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. — 20/02/2011

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. — 16/02/2011

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. — 15/02/2011

Valentine Day’s realization: I Love My work .. Propose my assignment .. giv Rose to my desk . .and Greetings to my Laptop! 😛 😛 – Pavan Kumar — 14/02/2011

Late night conversations are usually the ones that mean the most — 12/02/2011

Everyone says love hurts!!! But its not true…lonliness hurts…rejection hurts…loss hurts.. love is the one thing which makes evathing beter again…… – Nupur Pandey — 06/02/2011

I don’t hate u, I’m just not necessarily excited bout ur existence… — 05/02/2011

People say you don’t know what you have got until it is gone. But the Truth is you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it. — 05/02/2011

You are just an ordinary beggar on the streets if u dont make an effort – Sanfire — 03/02/2011

When ur single all u see is happy couples n wen ur in a relationship all u see is happy singles. — 02/02/2011

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other…maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.”  — 01/02/2011

Don’t search for happiness in the wrong place, it could only lead to frustration – Praveen Kumar  — 01/02/2011

He who laughs best today, will also laughs last. – Friedrich Nietzsche — 31/01/2011

A belief is not an idea that the mind possesses, its an idea that posses the mind…  — 29/01/2011

Don’t search for love, let love find you. That’s whhy it’s called falling in love, Because you don’t force yourself to fall, You just fall and there will be someone to Catch you… — 28/01/2011

Smiling does not necessarily mean you’re happy. Sometimes it just means you’re strong. — 26/01/2011

Love makes life interesting…..for your friends!!! 🙂 — 17/01/2011

“Maybe there is no destination in life – the journey is everything”  — 16/01/2011

Don’t Fall in Love, Fall Asleep. It hurts less ! 🙂 — 12/01/2011

FAITH is being sure of what you hope for and what you do not see. — 11/01/2011

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else; And for everything you gain, you lose something else. — 11/01/2011

Its as about your outlook towards life. You can either reject or rejoice. — 11/01/2011

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human beign can alter his life by altering his attitude. – William James — 11/01/2011

Change your Thoughts and Change you World ! — 11/01/2011

Learn to write your pains on the sand where winds of joy can erase it away. Carve your happiness in stone where even rain cannot dare to wash it away — 11/01/2011

At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us. — 11/01/2011

Don’t tell GOD how big your storm is.Tell the storm how big your GOD is!!! — 11/01/2011

Every bad situation will have something positive…Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day.Think of this & lead ur life…. — 11/01/2011

Positive thinking and optimistic outlook will never produce bad results. Negative thinking and pessimistic approach will never produce good results. Positive thinkers will never fail. Negative thinkers will never succeed. — 11/01/2011

If you can solve your problem then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it then what is the use of worrying? — 11/01/2011

Trust the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him and He will direct your path. — 11/01/2011

I asked God, “How do I get the best out of life?”

God answered:

“face your past without regret,

handle your present with confidence,

prepare for the future without fear.”

Then He added,

“keep the faith and drop the fear.

Don’t believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs.

Life is wonderful if you know how to live. — 11/01/2011

If u r born poor its not ur mistake but if u die poor its Ur mistake. — 11/01/2011

Problem free life never makes a strong person!

Be strong enough to accept the tests of life.

Dont ask life WHY ME ?

Instead say TRY ME!! — 11/01/2011

There are times when we feel like giving up.

But remember that GOD is teaching us to trust in HIS timing.

Dont be in a hurry.

Dont be impatient

Dont try to force doors to open.

Dont try to make things happen in your strength.

Let God do it His way.

He has a time table for all our hearts desires. — 11/01/2011

Sometimes, you need to experience everything so that you would learn.theres no easy way in living life so live it as it is




And dont miss the chances that life is giving you.

Because the most important things are not things at all. Most of the time they are PEOPLE making your life worth living ! — 11/01/2011

Its better to die with memories than to live with only dream. — 10/01/2011

Giving someone all your love…is never an assurance that… they’ll love you back..! Don’t Expect love in return;.. just wait for it to grow in their heart… but… if it doesn’t … be happy and content that it grew in yours….! — 07/01/2011

Power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic. — 04/01/2011

The greatest degree of inner tranquility comes from the development of love and compassion. The more we care for the happiness of others, the greater is our own sense of well-being. — 03/01/2011

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Today, you’re here. Coincidence? — 02/01/2011

Only that in you which is me can hear what I’m saying ! — 01/01/2011

Ignoring past jus like a new born baby and living as if thats the last day of ur life makes everyday a happy new day..!!! make every day new rather than celebratin one new year day ! — 31/12/2010

When you’re stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because STRESSED spelt backwards spells DESSERTS .. 🙂 — 30/12/2010

Some people make you have fun. Some leave you a scar. But what you really need is one who makes you feel calm… — 29/12/2010

‎”Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” – Einstein — 29/12/2010

“Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and to think what nobody else has thought” – Albert Szent-Gyorgyi — 29/12/2010

Other people know who you are by what you have done, but you know yourself by what you are capable of doing. — 28/12/2010

People who you want to chat with, never Chat with you and People who ping you are the ones you don’t want to talk to … !! — 25/12/2010

People who you want to chat with, never Chat with you and People who ping you are the ones you don’t want to talk to … !! – G Praveen Kumar — 25/12/2010

The days of learning were much more better than the days of earning… — 24/12/2010

To win its important to loose…To loose its important to have the courage to face it ……To have courage its important to be honest with yourself ….To be honest nuthin is important but to be true to urself alone …. — 23/12/2010

We think great researchers are special because their curiosity is fueled by scientific rigor and their passion for discovery is tempered by their patience. — 20/12/2010

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? — Albert Einstein — 19/12/2010

Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart. Real treasure lies not in what that can be seen, but what that cannot be seen. Real love lies not in what is done and known, but in what that is done but not known. — 12/12/2010

If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it ! — 11/12/2010

At least perform one action in your life without pretense, its worth all of it repercussions. — 09/12/2010

A river cuts through the rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistance. — 13/11/2010

Life keeps knocking at your door,it is only up to you when to open the door and let it in…!!! — 12/11/2010

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t ! — 09/11/2010

A girl at a distant point is an algebraic equation, advance a bit further and ull find her as ordinary differential equation and more closer ull notice a partial differential equation and as u try solving it they’ll turn out as a complex differential equation; Better don’t get in their ways…….!!! — 08/10/2010

You don’t need to wait for tomorrow to be happy and enjoy your life. You don’t even need to be more rich, more powerful to enjoy life. LIFE is at this moment, enjoy it fully. — 07/10/2010

My riches consist not in extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants. — 06/10/2010

The time for action is now. It’s never too late to do something.” -Carl Sandburg — 05/10/2010

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. — 04/10/2010

To reach the Highest point start from the Lowest !  — 18/10/2010

Man is a fraction! What he is, is a Numerator & What he thinks of , is Denominator,more the denominator less the fraction…. — 17/10/2010

If you keep moving left and right, you will never move forward ! – 24/09/2010

You are never fully dressed unit you wear a Smile ! – 23/09/2010

Practice make a Man perfect but a Woman Shout ! — 06/09/2010

Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul. — 03/09/2010

Be thankful when you don’t know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. — 02/09/2010

Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need. — 01/09/2010

Happiness teaches us nothing !! — 30/08/2010

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true. — 18/08/2010

If u have never failed, u have never lived !! — 18/08/2010

Beauty won’t last a lifetime, but words can !! – Praveen — 10/08/2010

The place to be Happy is here and the time to be Happy is now !! — 04/08/2010

Don’t let the cups drive you… Enjoy the coffee instead. — 28/07/2010

I was born intelligent – education ruined me. — 21/07/2010

Practice makes perfect…..

But nobody’s perfect….. .

so why practice? — 21/07/2010

How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word? — 21/07/2010

Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa. — 21/07/2010

One should love animals. They are so tasty. — 20/07/2010

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. — 20/07/2010

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. — 20/07/2010

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.. — 19/07/2010

Success is a=20 relative term. It brings so many relatives. — 19/07/2010

Never put off the work till tomorrow that you can put off today. — 19/07/2010

‘Your future depends on your dreams’ So go to sleep. — 19/07/2010

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. — 18/07/2010

‘Hard work never killed anybody’ But why take the risk. — 18/07/2010

‘Work fascinates me’ I can look at it for hours. — 18/07/2010

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn. — 17/07/2010

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station….

what more can I say……… –17/10/2010

Be nice to people Who smoke & drink Coz they wont be with you for long ! — 17/07/2010

“dude she has a boyfren..” … so what ? football has a goal keeper , it doesnt mean u cant score — 16/07/2010

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. — 15/07/2010

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. — 14/07/2010

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! — 13/07/2010

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later. — 12/07/2010

“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” – James Dean — 07/06/2009

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try. — 07/06/2009

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.” – Brian Littrell — 07/06/2009

“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill — 06/06/2009

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar — 06/06/2009

“Never, never, never, never give up.” – Winston Churchill — 06/06/2009

“Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be.” – Abraham Lincoln — 05/06/2009

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Rohn — 05/06/2009

“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.” – Wayne Dyer — 05/06/2009

“There’s always a way – if you’re committed.” – Tony Robbins — 04/06/2009

“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.” – Tom Krause — 04/06/2009

If you never fail, you will never grow. — 04/06/2009

The fear of fear is worse than fear itself. — 03/06/2009

If we’re growing, we’re always going to be out of our comfort zone.” – John Maxwell — 03/06/2009

The more comfortable one get with being uncomfortable, the faster he grow. — 03/06/2009

“A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.” – John C. Maxwell — 02/06/2009

They can’t hurt you unless you let them. — 02/06/2009

“The key to change… is to let go of fear.” – Rosanne Cash — 02/06/2009

“If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.” – Win Borden — 01/06/2009

“Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.” – Raymond Lindquist — 01/06/2009

“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill — 01/06/2009

“There is far more opportunity than there is ability. “ – Thomas A. Edison — 31/05/2009

“When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.” – Confucius — 31/05/2009

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.” – Walt Disney — 31/05/2009

“Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.” – Benjamin Spock — 30/05/2009

“You must do the thing you think you cannot do.” – Eleanor Roosevelt — 30/05/2009

The people that can do the things they think they cannot do are the ones who succeed. — 30/05/2009

Action will remove the doubt that theory cannot solve.” – Petryl Hsieh — 29/05/2009

Using no way as a way, using no limitation as limitation.” – Bruce Lee — 29/05/2009

“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius — 29/05/2009

It’s better to start than to live a life of regret. — 28/05/2009

I know I will go from rags to riches !  — 28/05/2009

“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.” – Confucius — 28/05/2009

“Your work is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it.” – Buddha — 27/05/2009

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” – Maria Robinson — 27/05/2009

“All that we are is the result of what we have thought.” – Buddha — 27/05/2009

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.” – Aristotle — 26/05/2009

God helps those who help themselves.” – Benjamin Franklin — 26/05/2009

“That some achieve great success is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.” – Abraham Lincoln — 26/05/2009

“A jug fills drop by drop.” – Buddha — 25/05/2009

Knowing what steps to take makes life boring. Take life one day at a time. Enjoy the surprises life throws at you. — 25/05/2009

“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” – Aristotle — 25/05/2009

“Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind.” – Bruce Lee — 24/05/2009

“A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.” – Bruce Lee — 24/05/2009

“The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.” – Chinese Proverb — 24/05/2009

“Everyone who got where he is has had to begin where he was.” – Robert Louis Stevenson — 23/05/2009

“Fall seven times, Stand up eight.” – Japanese Proverb — 23/05/2009

“The path to success is to take massive, determined action.” – Tony Robbins — 23/05/2009

“Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. “ – Thomas A. Edison — 22/05/2009

“When the solution is simple, God is answering.” – Albert Einstein — 22/05/2009

“Know thyself.” – Plato — 22/05/2009 — 24/05/2009

“If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.” – Lao Tzu — 21/05/2009

“Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?” – Confucius — 21/05/2009

“Only the shallow know themselves.” – Oscar Wilde — 21/05/2009

“Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.” – William Shakespeare — 20/05/2009

“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.” – Abraham Lincoln — 20/05/2009

“Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.” – Buddha — 20/05/2009

“If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.” – Bruce Lee — 19/05/2009

“Do you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.” – Thomas Jefferson — 19/05/2009

“Simplicity is the key to brilliance.” – Bruce Lee — 19/05/2009

“Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.” – Lao Tzu — 18/05/2009

“The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.” – Confucius — 18/05/2009

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw — 18/05/2009

“We acquire the strength we have overcome.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson — 17/05/2009

“Every choice you make has an end result.” – Zig Ziglar — 17/05/2009

“I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.” – Michael Jordan — 17/05/2009

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.” — 16/05/2009

“Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.” – Lao Tzu — 16/05/2009

“A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.” – Lao Tzu — 16/05/2009

Thinking about an end goal will cause stress, because your mind is focusing on the future, on lack, instead of focusing on what’s in front of you. — 15/05/2009

“What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.” – Confucius — 15/05/2009

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching — 15/05/2009

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason” – Jerry Seinfeld — 14/05/2009

“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other” – Abraham Lincoln — 14/05/2009

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” – Plato — 14/05/2009

“People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within.” – Romana L. Anderson — 13/05/2009

“He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.” – Muhammed Ali — 13/05/2009

“Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.” – Napoleon Hill — 13/05/2009

“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.” – Albert Einstein — 13/05/2009

Time is an interesting beast, because it is relative. Put your hand on a stove and time moves slowly. Watch an excellent movie with someone you love and time flies by. — 12/05/2009

“Beware of the barrenness of a busy life. “ – Socrates — 12/05/2009

Do something that matters or nothing at all. — 12/05/2009

“Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste. “ – Benjamin Franklin — 12/05/2009

“Time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted time.” – T.S. Elliot — 11/05/2009

Don’t let the past steal your present” – Cherralea Morgen — 11/05/2009

“Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.” – Japanese Proverb — 11/05/2009

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. — 10/05/2009

The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head. I don’t now if I should listen to them or not ??? — 10/05/2009

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. — 04/05/2010

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. — 03/05/2010

A sharp tongue can cut your own throat. — 02/05/2010

If you want your dreams to come true, you mustn’t oversleep. — 01/05/2010

The best vitamin for making friends….. B1. — 30/04/2010

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts. — 29/04/2010

The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge. — 28/04/2010

One thing you can give and still keep…is your word. — 27/04/2010

You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself. — 26/04/2010

If you lack the courage to start, you have already finished. — 25/04/2010

One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time. — 24/04/2010

Ideas won’t work unless ‘ You’ do. — 23/04/2010

Your mind is like a parachute…it functions only when open. — 22/04/2010

The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice. — 21/04/2010

The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what you might have been. — 20/04/2010

When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others. — 19/04/2010

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. –Martin Luther King, Jr. — 18/04/2010

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, die on your lips… Beautiful — 17/04/2009

Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, Whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know. By this Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship.  — 16/04/2010

A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step ! — 16/04/2010

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best converstation you ever had ! — 15/04/2010

The brighest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.. — 15/04/2010

Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine ! — 15/04/2010

Always remember that in some way or another you are somebody’s Angel, even if you don’t know it.. — 15/04/2010

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer ! — 15/04/2010

As long as we have memories, Yesterday remains, As long as we have hope, Tomorrow awaits, As long as we have friendship each day is never a waste ! — 15/04/2010

Travel is educational. It teaches you how to get rid of money in a hurry. — 14/04/2010

When people say you can’t do it, don’t fight back. Just say, maybe you are right, but I just want to find out !! — 14/04/2010

Pennies aren’t lucky. Lucky is a big, bulging wad of cash. — 14/04/2010

Sorrow looks back. Worry looks around. Faith looks up! — 13/04/2010

When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants. When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don’t neglect anyone in your life !  — 13/04/2010

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.  — 13/04/2010

A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change our own. Because, the same sun melts butter, also hardens clay! Life is as we think, so think beautifully. .  — 12/04/2010

Whenever you want to know how rich you are? Never count your currency, just try to Drop a Tear and count how many hands reach out to WIPE that-that is true richness.  — 12/04/2010

Heart tells the eyes, see less because you see and I suffer lot. Eyes replied, feel less because you feel and I cry a lot.  — 11/04/2010

Never change your originality for the sake of others, because no one can play your role better than you. So be yourself, because whatever you are, YOU are the best.  — 11/04/2010

Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying. His dad asked him “How do you feel?” He replied “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!” Now thats what I call Positive Attitude.  — 11/04/2010

The most common lie is ” I’m Fine” !  — 10/04/2010

The original name for butterfly was ‘flutterby’. — 10/04/2010

CNBC = Cartoon Network for Business Community !! — 10/04/2010

I drive like lightening.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees. — 09/04/2010

I’m on a special mental health diet. I can only eat what I enjoy. — 08/04/2010

I’ve swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way. — 07/04/2010

The woman ran after the garbage truck yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The collector said, “No. Jump in!” — 06/04/2010

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. — 06/04/2010

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. — 05/04/2010

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.  — 04/04/2010

When you speak to others for their own good, it’s advice. When they speak to you for your own good, it’s interference.  — 03/04/2010

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.  — 02/04/2010

you always love the one that leaves you,and leave the one that loves you….  — 01/04/2010

Happiness is not a place, folks. The sooner we all learn that, the better. It’s a jellybean flavor.  — 31/03/2010

Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful & murder respectable, & to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind. G Orwell — 30/03/2010

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward. — 29/03/2010

I am a responsible worker. When anything goes wrong, the boss says I’m responsible for it. — 28/03/2010

LIE: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date. — 27/03/2010

what do u do when ur opponent is in full form ??? …. Abbreviate him 😛 — 26/03/2010

Women are like cell phones; like to be held and spoken to. Push the wrong button & you will certainly be disconnectd!  — 25/03/2010

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. — 25/03/2010

If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit, then WHY WHALES are fat? — 24/03/2010

WHY is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to die? — 24/03/2010

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in CHESS as WHITE piece is moved first? — 24/03/2010

In our Country, we have freedom for SPEECH, then WHY telephone bills? — 23/03/2010

If MONEY does’nt grow on tress then WHY do BANKS have branches? — 23/03/2010

WHY does a round PIZZA come in a SQUARE box? — 23/03/2010

WHY does’nt GLUE stick to its bottle? — 23/03/2010

WHY do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT? — 22/03/2010

If its true that WE are here to help others, then what OTHERS are here for? — 22/03/2010

Helping hands are better than Praying Lips. — 22/03/2010

Bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. — 21/03/2010

FREIND – Few Relations In Earth Never Die — 20/03/2010

“The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become.” Ben Herbste — 20/03/2010

What Matters most is how you see yourself ! — 19/03/2010

“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.” Chinese proverb. — 18/03/2010

“You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away.” -Arlene Blum. — 18/03/2010







It’s Hard to detect Good Luck – it looks so much Like something you’ve earned. — 13/03/2010

The difference between men and boys is d price of thier toys.. — 12/03/2010

Both success and failure are largely the results of habit! – N. Hill — 11/03/2010

Let’s Flip a Coin. Heads, am yours. Tails, you’re mine. — 10/03/2010

Never aim to be no. 1, Instead try to be your best ! — 09/03/2010

Plan , Prepare , Practice — a vital formula to acheive womb-to-tomb in life ! — 08/03/2010

Future is always better than the past because we carve it with much more prudence and experience..!! — 07/03/2010

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. — 06/03/2010

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. — 05/03/2010

“Think things, not words.” — 04/03/2010

Success without a positive attitude is called luck. Success with a positive attitude is called achievement. — 03/03/2010

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much. –19/02/2010

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. –18/02/2010

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min……A beer shortens your life by 4 min……….A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!…… –17/02/2010

Solitude and silence teach me to love my friends for what they are, not for what they say.  — 15/02/2010

One who makes his toughest competitor to participate in the event and beats him comprehensively.  — 14/02/2010

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.  — 13/02/2010

Oh loving beauty you float with grace, If only you could hide your face. — 12/02/2010

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. — 12/02/2010

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don’t take that paper bag off of your face. — 11/02/2010

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at telling lies!  — 11/02/2010

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.  — 10/02/2010

I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.  — 10/02/2010

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way. — 09/02/2010

My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell”. — 09/02/2010

It’s sad when people u know become people u knew,when u can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your you used to be able talk for hours and how now u can even barely look at them…It can be sad how times change . — 08/02/2010

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. — 07-02-2010


Enjoy Your Life, Laugh so Hard That even Sorrow Smiles at You, Live Life so Well That even Death Loves to see you Alive, Fight so Hard That even Fate accepts its Defeat…. — 02/02/2010


Sometimes absence is required to feel the person’s presence more intensely. — 30/01/2010

A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free. — 29/01/2010

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. — 26/01/2010

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who’s in a hurry ? — 26/01/2010

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone– but it takes a lifetime to forget someone . — 25/01/2010

There is no better teacher than life and there is no better doctor than time. — 24/01/2010

When you run behind your shadow, remember that you are moving away from the light. When you start leading your shadow, it’s your journey towards light. — 23/01/2010

I wish I could be your derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. — 22/01/2010

Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log? — 21/01/2010

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure. — 20/01/2010

If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. — 19/01/2010

Hey, baby; wanna test the ‘k’ of my bedsprings? — 18/01/2010

Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you. — 17/01/2010

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number? — 16/01/2010

Fishing is not a good way to relax when you’re the worm. — 15/01/2010

if u want to make ur dreams come true, first wake-up ! — 14/01/2010

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and f@#K whenever he wanted…  — 14/01/2010

Only one thing keeps me from sticking to a diet. Food ! — 13/01/2010

The Preson who loves you the most does 2 things extreemely: Silently Caring and Openly Hurting to make u perfect ! — 10/01/2010

Never tell people about your problems. 70% of them don’t care and 30% of them are GLAD. — 10/01/2010

There are 2 reasons y people get irritated…. 1) They are being asked loads of questions — 09/01/2010

If you lack confidence when you talk to others, you will not be remembered. If you are confident, when you stay silent among others, you will be remembered. — 07-01-2010

It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it. — 31-12-2009

The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate. — 31-12-2009

My Life + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Relif + My Honor + My Pride = Ur 1 SMILE — 29-12-2009

I am the master of my unspoken words, and a slave to those that should have remained unspoken. — 26-12-2009

In life, what happens to you isn’t as important as what happens in you. — 26-12-2009

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.  — 22/12/2009

Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. — 22/12/2009

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.  — 22/12/2009

Time is like a river.

You cann’t touch the same water twice,

because the flow that has passed will never pass again. — 22/12/2009

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried ! — 19/12/2009

“Whisky is for drinking, water is for fighting over.” Mark Twain — 06/12/2009

Knowing is the easy bit, Saying it out aloud is the hard part. — 06/12/2009

When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans. — 05/12/2009

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one? — 02/12/2009

The number of people to whom you are a friend matters more than the number of friends you have – G Praveen Kumar — 27/11/2009

“A son is a son till he gets a wife, but a daughter is a daughter for life” — 18/11/2009

Sometimes,Somethings don’t go with you, still you have to go with them.TIME is one of them. –17/11/2009

Can anything be sadder than work unfinished? Yes, work never begun.” –17/11/2009

Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly. –17/11/2009

end of my exam paper –“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.” — 16/11/2009

There are 2 rules for success 1) dont tell everything you know — 12/11/2009

Johny Johny Reloaded

Johny Johny

Yes Papa


Yes Papa

Any Motivation

No Papa

Many Tension

Yes Papa

Do u Sleep well

No Papa

Onsite Opportunity

No papa

Boss Ki Galiyan

Yes Papa


(Ha ha ha ?) –18/09/2009

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.. 08/11/2009

Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.” – Martin Luther King Jr. – 07/11/2009

If you have love in your life, you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have..!!! — 06/11/2009

never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you ’cause if u trouble trouble trouble will trouble you double the trouble – 30/10/2009

What we think, we become (Please don’t think you are a superhero and don’t try to fly) – 29/10/2009

life is lyk a box of chocolates………you never know what you are going to get… – 28/10/2009

Leonard’s way of asking a women out : “I was thinking more along the lines of going for a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.” – 28/10/2009

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. – 28/10/2009

They say god has its own mysterious ways of working……but they do not know how mysterious can the ways be… 28/10/2009

Success or defeat is just the result … What is important is the Quality of Fight ! – 27/10/2009

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways Microbrew in one  hand, chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!! – 26/10/2009

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. — 25/10/2009

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. — 22/10/2009

Don’t question GOD, as he may say, if you so eager for answers, the please come up. — 21/10/2009

Signboard Outside The Heaven Gate: Lying In bed with Somebody & Screaming: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD will NOT be considered as praying.. — 20/10/2009

Never adore a friend in front of another good friend of yours…. it hurts !!! — 17/10/2009

Its so weird hw u go frm being strangrs to class frienz,to gud frienz,to practicaly strangers again & al hapend so fast……!!! — 11/10/2009

Look at the past to gain a perspective on the present ! — 06/10/2009

I’m very good at sex. It’s only the bigger words that I have trouble spelling. — 02/10/2009

Life is a short story ! No one like the ending .. — 01/10/2009

Never underestimate the pain of a person because the truth is everyone is struggling…its just some people hide it better than others ! – 30/09/2009

Some people see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not? — 29/09/2009

In Life, unlike Chess, the game continues after CHECKMATE!! However, once the game is over in both, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. — 28/09/2009
there r 3 ways of doing nothing:- (1) right way (2) wrong way (3) my way — 27/09/2009

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. — 13/09/2009

Skills, knowledge, abilities and experience are only useful if you are at the right place ! — 11/09/2009

They say “If you love something, set it free ”

Well I love my life

And I’ m getting rid of me ! — 11/09/2009

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you’ll never find it. – C. P. Snow — 11/09/2009

Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going too fast – you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. – Eddie Cantor — 11/09/2009

Be Successful…Be Happy…Be True…Be Wild..But…Be You !!! — 09/09/2009

If you judge people, you have no time to love them – Mother Teresa — 05/09/2009

Never break four things in life – Trust, Relation, Promise and Heart because when they break, they don’t make noise but pains a lot ? – Charles Dickens — 05/09/2009

Three sentences for getting success: Know more than other | Work more than other | Expect less than other – William Shakesphere — 05/09/2009

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx — 03/09/2009

A great person once said ” Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught “. thats why I bunk classes…. 03/09/2009

Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt , live like it’s heaven on Earth and code like you are not competing with anyone. — 01/09/2009

Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. — 30/08/2009

Great men say, ‘Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.’

Always keep yourself a mystery if for her you neva wanna be history!!! — 28/08/2009

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. – Steven Weinberg — 27/08/2009

After Monday(M) and Tuesday (T) even d week says WTF..! — 27/08/2009

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever — 26/08/2009

“When you fall in any way, don’t see the place where you fell instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes” — 25/08/2009

Love is grand… divorce is a hundred grands!!! — 25/08/2009

The goal of Education is to replace an empty mind with an open one ! Malcolm Forbes — 24/08/2009

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best – Bob Talbert — 24/08/2009

Study as if u were to live forever,LIVE as if u were to die tommorow.. — 24/08/2009

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. – John Ciardi — 20/08/2009

The worst insomnia one can have is not able to sleep during work hours , training hours and study hours and then say i feel sleepy when worst things are over… 17/08/2009

All through my life I have dared to go beyond the possible, actually beyond the impossible, to a place where possible and impossible meet – posimpoble 😀 –10/08/09

If you ain’t livin’ on the edge, then you are wasting too much space… — 09/08/09

They said you were a great asset. . .I told them they were off by two letters. — 09/08/09

Only Indians could have invented this unique way of spreading the virus …

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have swine flu,

And now so do you ! — 09/08/09

Do you know why woman haven’t landed on the moon yet ??  COZ there’s no Shopping there yet !! — 27/07/2009

The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. “Excellence” is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency… 27/07/2009

Johnny, what do you call a person who

keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Little Johnny: A teacher — 27/07/2009

Perhaps some of your richest and most satisfying experiences have been with people to whom you can just talk, talk and talk ! – 19/07/2009
You can’t always get what you want.And if you try sometime you find you get what you need – Rolling Stones — 07/07/2009

an idiot said,”Behind evry successful man, dere’s a woman” But, I replied “Women go only behind d successful men”… — 07/07/2009

“…in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had the brotherly love, they had five hundred  years of democracy and peace. And what did they produce? The cuckoo-clock.” — Orson Wells to Joseph Cotton in the movie “the third man” —  06/07/2009

“Successful leaders have the courage to take action while others hesitate.”

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly”

“Be a hero .Always say I have no fear”

“Always look within not without” — 03/07/2009

tried some carpenter’s work today….sore hands…paining arms…broken legs…lung full of drilling dust….hats off to the workers of this world!!! everybody’s job is difficult never look down upon anyone.. 🙂 — 03/07/2009

Life is like a book: what matters is how good it is, not how long it is !!! – 02/07/2009

If wealth is lost, nothing is lost, if health is lost, something is lost, but if character is lost, everything is lost. — 29/06/2009

The letter I have written today is longer than usual because I lacked the time to make it shorter. – Blaise Pascal — 26/06/2009

Don’t make promise when you are in JOY .Don’t reply when you are SAD.

Don’t take decisions when you are ANGRY.

Think twice, Act wise. — 17/06/2009

One Today is worth two Tomorrows ! – Benjamin Franklin — 17/06/2009

Behind every successful Man, there is an untold pain in his heart ! – Bill Jacobs — 17/06/2009

It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make… — 16/06/2009

To Live Use Heart and to Survive use Brains. — 16/06/2009

sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick — 15/06/2009

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. — 09/06/2009

When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don’t see the one which has been opened for us. — 05/06/2009

its one year they say… 365 days, 24 hours everyday, 60 minutes every hour, 60 seconds every minute…. its seems like a long time ahead, probably…!! but its weird how these three years have gone past nd i have n’t realised a bit..!! this is gonna be one memorable year for sure… welcome 2k6, its final year…. party time…!! — 03/06/2009

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her”…. who disagrees?? — 03/06/2009

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing-that’s why we need it daily :P. — 01/06/2009

How Do U Expect me to grow when u don’t let me Blow.!  😉 — 31/05/2009

A Drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts ! — 30/05/2009

The Flirting Formula : Trust + Comfort = Rapport ! — 28/05/2009

You plus me makes we ! — 28/05/2009

The wise man said just find your place In the eye of the storm Seek the roses along the way Just beware of the thorns. — 28/05/2009

The wise man said just raise your hand And reach out for the spell Find the door to the promised land Just believe in yourself Hear this voice from deep inside Its the call of your heart Close your eyes and your will find The way out of the dark. — 28/05/09

What is the opposite of the two ? ‘A lonely me and A lonely you’ — 26/05/09

DEVILS are Dead |

SUPERS are Supressed |

KINGS are Kicked |

CHALLENGERS are Chopped |

RIDERS are Rested |

ROYALS are Robbed |

INDIANS are Impressed |

and CHARGERS are the CHAMPIONS!!! — 26/05/08

Language must have been invented for the sole purpose of deception ! — 24/05/2009

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. — 24/05/2009

Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment, sparkling like a star
in our hand-and melting like a snowflake…
–                    Marie Beyon Ray
At school, a teacher once asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “Happy”. She told me I did not understand the assignment and I told her she did not understand life. — 21/05/2009

Begin doing what you want to do now.

We are not living in eternity.

We have only this moment, sparkling like a star

in our hand-and melting like a snowflake…

–                    Marie Beyon Ray — 21/05/2009

Spread Smiles over all the miles you Go ! — 21/05/2009

True Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime,and never let go till we’re gone ! — 21/05/2009

Midnite coffee, long chats, birthday bumps, crush on pals,  fight for marks, tears for luv, just everything people call it college,we call it LIFE. — 20/05/2009

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming, 
Hope ends; when you stop Believing, 
Love ends; when you stop Caring, 
And Friendship; ends when you stop Sharing…….!!! — 19/05/2009

Think before judging someone. Remember: Amatuers … built the Ark,  Professionals … built the Titanic ! — 18/05/2009

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have  and one of the best things you can be. — 16/05/2009

Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. — 15/05/2009

Good, Better … Best

Don’t take the Rest

Until good turns to Better

And better turns to Best…. — 24/04/09

‘To be is to do!’ – Socrates     ‘To do is to be!’ – Plato     ‘Do be Do be do’ – Scooby Doo ……. 🙂 — 04/04/2009

Never design your character like a GARDEDN where anyone can walk, Design your character like the SKY where everyone Desire to reach. — 22/03/09

Life is short

Break the rules

forgive quickly

kiss passionately, love truly

laugh constantly

And never stop smiling

no matter how strange life is

Life is not always the party we expected to be

but as long as we are here, we should smile and be grateful. — 20-03-2009

Love and Death are two uninvited guests.Nobody knows,when they will come. But both do same work. one takes the heart and the other takes it’s Beats — 18/03/2009

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant. – Scott Adams — 12/03/2009

We go through life pulling od doors marked ‘push’. – Ogden Nash — 11/03/09

God requireth not a uniformity in religion. – Roger Williams — 11/03/09

Life is a long lesson in humility. – James Barrie, Scottish authour  — 11/03/2009

Hurt a true heart as many times as u want, it won’t stop loving you.. but if u cheat a true heart even once, it won’t hurt u, it won’t hate u,, but it won’t ever dare to love you again !  — 05/03/2009

Think like a Man of Action, Act like a Man of Thought. – Henry Bergson  — 04/03/2009

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. —  01/03/2009

A Hug is a great gift … one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it is easy to exchange ! —  25/02/2009

God always gives His Best to those who leave the chioce with Him. —  25/02/2009

Anger is a condition in which tongue works faster than the mind. —  22/02/2009

You can’t change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over future.   —  22/02/2009

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