Archive for May 2010

Rhythmical Resignation Letter

May 19, 2010

Resignation Letter:

The name is good, the brand is big, but the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way? I don’t know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way; nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way, I don’t know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage, but to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day, I don’t know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great, but the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay, I don’t know if I should stay!

The managers don’t know what they talk; the team doesn’t know where they walk
That’s a bad situation, what say? I don’t know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place, but what if I get the same disgrace
I can’t keep switching day by day, I don’t know if I should stay.

The Negatives are more, the Positives are less, and then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way, it’s all done, and I won’t stay.

Thanks & Regards
Employee


Manager’s Response:

The decision is good or decision is bad only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way, may god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance, chances are there, grab them snatch them…That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more….
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you, working here is like taking hell out of you, you are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It’s always like that previous job was better than the current one, and expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun; than you will again send the resignation like this one…..This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from dept. humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash, but don’t refer others as they will follow you’re a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company Even though there was not any….

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don’t feel shy, as I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi…. That is all what I want to say.

Cheers!
Manager

Car A/C (Air Conditioning) MUST READ!!!

May 10, 2010

You may wish to circulate.

IMPORTANT – MUST READ

Any new car’s booklet specifically states that one should open car windows
for 5 minutes + to air the car before switching on the Air Condition I
wondered why.

No wonder more folks are dying from cancer than ever before. We wonder
where this stuff comes from but here is an example that explains a lot of
the cancer causing incidents. Hmmm. Many people are in their cars first
thing in the morning and the last thing at night, 7 days a week. As I read
this, it makes me feel guilty and ill. Please pass this on to as many
people as possible. Guess its not too late to make some changes

Car A/C (Air Conditioning) MUST READ!!!
Please do NOT turn on A/C as soon as you enter the car.

Open the windows after you enter your car and turn ON the AC after a
couple of minutes.

Here’s why:

According to a research, the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener emit

Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen – take time to observe the
smell of heated plastic in your car).

In addition to causing cancer, Benzene poisons your bones, causes anemia
and reduces white blood cells.

Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer.

Can also cause miscarriage.

Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. Ft. A car parked indoors
with windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene.

If parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the
Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level.

People who get into the car, keeping windows closed will inevitably
inhale,in quick succession, excessive amounts of the toxin..

Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver.. What’s worse, it is
extremely difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

So friends, please open the windows and door of your car – give time for
interior to air out -dispel the20deadly stuff – before you enter.

A Song about CSK !

May 9, 2010

Poorikku Venum Paani,
One man Army ‘Dhoni’,
Singam Irukkuru Idam Den,
Namma Oru Singam ‘Hayden’,
Amma’ku Opposite Naina,
Man of the Tourney ‘Raina’
Vegetables’la Taste’u Kathirri,
Middle order mokkai ‘Badri’,
Songs Mix Panna DJ,
Shots Mix Panna ‘M Vijay’
DTS sound’na Dolby,
All rounder’na ‘Albie’,
Ingi’ku English’le Ginger,
Batsman’ku Yeman’ne ‘Bollinger’,
Bike’le sprint’na Ducati,
Spin’le twist’na ‘Jakati’,
Namma Spinner ‘Ashwin’
Avan Potta Namba Win,
Oil refinery in Manali,
Chennai Mappillai ‘Murali’
Middle order kountha Otharutha,
Irukkave Irukkan ‘Anirudha’
Altogether,
Milk’le irunthu Vantha Vennai,
IPL’le Gethu “Namma CHENNAI’
Maththa Team ellam Bayanthu Odu,
CSK’ku LIONS’ku WHISTLE PODU

ABC to Typical day of an internet addict !!

May 8, 2010

People, believe me, its true. This is what I end up doing most of the times 🙂

Typical Day of an Internet addict

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