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Side Effects of working in IT Sector !! – Hilarious !

August 17, 2009

Some of the Software Engineers at their best:


I don’t login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, you tube, etc… At my personal

Internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way.

Till I realize – I am at home.


Yeah sometimes it does happen with me also…………while writing personal

Mails also………I jus use the way as if I am writing to onsite or some

Senior person……..

Jus forget that we are jus mailing our friends…………..

And keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself

is very frequent with me……………I jus forget that we have to turn on and

Off the tap………..



Once after talking to one of my friend. I ended the conversation

Saying …” Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back”



Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message

from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe its in the recycle bin.


I was about to throw my hanky into the bin after drying my hand.


Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the door with the keys.


Kind of a same experience for me too..

I gave my office mail id and pwd to access Gmail and wondered when did they become invalid???


I have an experience to share too… I was earlier working at the

back office of an international Bank. We used to ‘dispatch’ lot of Credit / Debit cards and statements

for the customers and track its delivery later.

Once my Granma was admitted in a hospital, my team mate once casually

asked me “howz Ur Granma doing now? Still in hospital? “… and I

replied to her ” She is better now, she will dispatched from the

Hospital to morrow!”

This was followed by a loud laugh in the entire bay!


Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I

want 250mg r 500mg…..suddenly I replied as 256mg…LOL….thank god he

didn’t notice that….


Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from news

Channel to the DVD while watching TV.


And I – after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneswar with

PowerBuilder decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the

middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept

repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the silver screen!


Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place

wasn’t fixed yet. I said we shall decide it “run time”


When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the

Guy at the entrance my ID card and walked in… he had to call me back

asking the ticket…


One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my

Id card to open the lock and only after few secs, I realized what I’m

trying to do.


Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously

asked him whether he had a plain ‘version’ of lemonade.


Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the

Petrol came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!


The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a “Standalone” house…

when he was actually intending an independent house… Poor broker shud

have tuff time trying to find a ” Alone house standing in a huge

empty area… “Don’t know what interpretations the guy must have made.

One more:

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on

to ask, “Why is she not attending the status call?”

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