Logically Speaking !!!

 
>— I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

>— If I save time, when do I get it back?

>— The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

>— As I said before, I never repeat myself.
>— Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
>— If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving [...]

Dilbert’s one liners !

Here are some nice Dilbert’s one liners:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Try & try, if you don’t succeed, then CHEAT
4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the [...]

Nice Taglines !

Every felt that you were not able to put up an inspiring status message. I have felt so many times. Hence, I am sharing a few punch line which impressed me !
“A son is a son till he gets a wife, but a daughter is a daughter for life” — 18/11/2009
Sometimes,Somethings don’t go with you, still [...]