Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner……. who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of [...]
>— I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
>— If I save time, when do I get it back?
>— The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
>— As I said before, I never repeat myself.
>— Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
>— If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving [...]
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.
3. [...]
Dear hubby:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve
been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last
straw. Last week, [...]
1.If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.”………… …..100% true 5. The guy standing next to [...]
Bloggers, take a moment to read this up… Its damn funny and true as well… !!
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the [...]
A must read for people planning to enter the industry to make their job fruitful and interesting !
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
4. Improve your typing speed.
5. Meditate.
6. Crib.
7. Crib some more.
8. Rearrange the [...]
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