Learn to “Move ON”

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time. He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said “When u [...]

I never take risk……

I never take risk while drinking …….. When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one [...]

What if social media were a highschool ?

Roses Vs Potatoes … !!

Well, there’s a lot of reasons i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that’s if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty so that’s like saying “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance” but a potato! potatos last for fucking ever, [...]

How Cameras Are Used ??

 

Magical frog ….

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and [...]

More cell phones in India than toilets: UN report

Far more Indians have access to cell phones than to toilet and basic sanitation, a new UN report has said. “It is a tragic irony to think that in India, a country now wealthy enough that roughly half of the people own phones, about half cannot afford the basic necessity and dignity of a toilet,” [...]

Baniya Jokes…

Sardaron par bahut jokes suney hai, here are some Baniya Jokes…. Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de Baniya on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My [...]

Don’t Lie to Your Mother………..especially if she is Indian !!!

  Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner……. who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the [...]

Logically Speaking !!!

  >— I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. >— If I save time, when do I get it back? >— The statement below is true. The statement above is false. >— As I said before, I never repeat myself. >— Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. >— [...]