THE NATIONAL UNIQUE ID CARD…..

The much awaited Card  Nandan Nilekani’s dream – how the national ID card will work…!    Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…” Customer: “Helloo, can I order..?”  Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?” Customer: “It is …. hold…..on……889861356102049998-45-54610″ Operator : “OK… You’re… [...]

Clothing : Guys vs. Girls

RECRUITMENT OF GAL FRIEND !

Ad for Recruitment of Girl Friend … Dear Friends, Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need new one now, so pass on this information to your female friends… Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: Designation: Junior girl friend [...]

Greater designs are always complex !

A Nice message to be learnt ! There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airportterminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stare at hiswatch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and hisadministrative assistant’s [...]

Appraisal Lessons From Girl Friend(s)…

Got this as a fwd..A very nice read.. Explain Some real facts with the help of girlfriend example (: D by one of the CTS blogger.) I  hope it may be of some help to you in your personal life and professional life I have copied the content below for your convenience. Appraisal Lessons From [...]

Don’t Lie to Your Mother………..especially if she is Indian !!!

  Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner……. who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the [...]

4 Friends …. Must Read !

Amazing analogy! Makes you pause & think….. to all my friends do read even if you’re busy have you not heard about the phrase “Stop and Smell the Flower” This is something to think about: 4 BOYFRIENDS Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends. She loved the 4th boyfriend the [...]

Four Management Lessons !

* Lesson Number One * A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. [...]

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

  1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at [...]

Another Love story to beautify my Blog

  due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. ‘would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.’ Everybody stared at him, [...]