20 things common to all colleges and Students
*1). The lecturers don’t teach. The students don’t study. The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘tea stall ‘ next to the college.
*2).**Rules** are made to be broken.*
*3).**assignments** are made to be copied
*4).**Deadlines** are made to be extended…ALWAYS!*
*5).**Guys** **always think the girl in the other college are more beautiful.*
*6).The** **geeks* *are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.*
*7).The** **lab assistants** **are the most respected people(during the lab exams i.e.)*
*8).girls will always sit in the front rows
*9).notes are to be taken only during exam time n that too from girls for the sake of getting complete notes
*10).The **Director* *is the person most abused and insulted(behind the back i.e.)*
*11).getting supplementary in **subjects* *is ‘cool’
*12).There is always a **lecturer**in the college who cant speak proper ‘English’.*
*13).**Night-out** is the second most important tool to ace the exams.
*14).The most important tool. the** bhramastra..is the ‘chit* *’ in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e.)
15).getting answers ready in the pen drive before the comp practical exams is a must
16).The** **second-years** **are the ones with the ‘I am the don-of-the-college’ feeling.
17).The** **third years** **are the ones with the ‘so-many-backlogs’ feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long.. but the fun still continues.
18).The** **fourth years** **have no connection with the college whatsoever…with no interest in ragging, pulling each other’s legs, the bday parties, the bday bums et al which they enjoyed so much till now. All they want is a good placement and a ’1st-class’ tag attached to their memo.
19).The** **first three years** **are spent in cursing the college, the people there, the system et al.
20).But towards the** **end of the fourth year**, people tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years. Now the very system they disliked, the very canteen they cursed, the time that they spent there, the bday bums they suffered. all these seem like heaven to them.
Oh!! I miss my college so much !!