>— I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
>— If I save time, when do I get it back?
>— The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
>— As I said before, I never repeat myself.
>— Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
>— If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>— War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who is left.
>— Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
>— If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
>— I was born intelligent…. education ruined me.
>— A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… What more can I say !
>— If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
>— Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
>— How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
>— Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
>— The Best of Proverbs :
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough
>— Living on Earth may be expensive…but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun….!
>— Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
>— SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY.
So what? Who’s in a hurry?
>— A drunk was hauled into court.
“Mister”, the judge began, “you’ve been brought here for drinking….”
“Great,” the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?
>— Can you do anything that other people can’t ?
Sure, I can read my handwriting…..!