Every felt that you were not able to put up an inspiring status message. I have felt so many times. Hence, I am sharing a few punch line which impressed me !
“A son is a son till he gets a wife, but a daughter is a daughter for life” — 18/11/2009
Sometimes,Somethings don’t go with you, still you have to go with them.TIME is one of them. –17/11/2009
Can anything be sadder than work unfinished? Yes, work never begun.” –17/11/2009
Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly. –17/11/2009
There are 2 rules for success 1) dont tell everything you know — 12/11/2009
Johny Johny Reloaded
Johny Johny
Yes Papa
PrivateCompany
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan
Yes Papa
Increment
(Ha ha ha ?) –18/09/2009
Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.. 08/11/2009
Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.” – Martin Luther King Jr. – 07/11/2009
If you have love in your life, you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have..!!! — 06/11/2009
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you ’cause if u trouble trouble trouble will trouble you double the trouble – 30/10/2009
What we think, we become (Please don’t think you are a superhero and don’t try to fly) – 29/10/2009
life is lyk a box of chocolates………you never know what you are going to get… – 28/10/2009
Leonard’s way of asking a women out : “I was thinking more along the lines of going for a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay.” – 28/10/2009
If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand. – 28/10/2009
They say god has its own mysterious ways of working……but they do not know how mysterious can the ways be… 28/10/2009
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways Microbrew in one hand, chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride!!! – 26/10/2009
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. — 22/10/2009
Don’t question GOD, as he may say, if you so eager for answers, the please come up. — 21/10/2009
Signboard Outside The Heaven Gate: Lying In bed with Somebody & Screaming: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD will NOT be considered as praying.. — 20/10/2009
Never adore a friend in front of another good friend of yours…. it hurts !!! — 17/10/2009
Its so weird hw u go frm being strangrs to class frienz,to gud frienz,to practicaly strangers again & al hapend so fast……!!! — 11/10/2009
Look at the past to gain a perspective on the present ! — 06/10/2009
I’m very good at sex. It’s only the bigger words that I have trouble spelling. — 02/10/2009
Life is a short story ! No one like the ending .. — 01/10/2009
Never underestimate the pain of a person because the truth is everyone is struggling…its just some people hide it better than others ! – 30/09/2009
Some people see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not? — 29/09/2009
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. — 13/09/2009
Skills, knowledge, abilities and experience are only useful if you are at the right place ! — 11/09/2009
They say “If you love something, set it free “
Well I love my life
And I’ m getting rid of me ! — 11/09/2009
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you’ll never find it. – C. P. Snow — 11/09/2009
Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going too fast – you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. – Eddie Cantor — 11/09/2009
Be Successful…Be Happy…Be True…Be Wild..But…Be You !!! — 09/09/2009
If you judge people, you have no time to love them – Mother Teresa — 05/09/2009
Never break four things in life – Trust, Relation, Promise and Heart because when they break, they don’t make noise but pains a lot ? – Charles Dickens – 05/09/2009
Three sentences for getting success: Know more than other | Work more than other | Expect less than other – William Shakesphere – 05/09/2009
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx — 03/09/2009
A great person once said ” Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught “. thats why I bunk classes…. 03/09/2009
Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you’ve never been hurt , live like it’s heaven on Earth and code like you are not competing with anyone. — 01/09/2009
Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.Invite others towards good with wisdom. Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. — 30/08/2009
Great men say, ‘Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness…. In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.’
Always keep yourself a mystery if for her you neva wanna be history!!! — 28/08/2009
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. – Steven Weinberg — 27/08/2009
After Monday(M) and Tuesday (T) even d week says WTF..! — 27/08/2009
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever — 26/08/2009
Love is grand… divorce is a hundred grands!!! — 25/08/2009
The goal of Education is to replace an empty mind with an open one ! Malcolm Forbes — 24/08/2009
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best – Bob Talbert — 24/08/2009
Study as if u were to live forever,LIVE as if u were to die tommorow.. — 24/08/2009
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. – John Ciardi — 20/08/2009
The worst insomnia one can have is not able to sleep during work hours , training hours and study hours and then say i feel sleepy when worst things are over… 17/08/2009
–10/08/09If you ain’t livin’ on the edge, then you are wasting too much space… — 09/08/09
They said you were a great asset. . .I told them they were off by two letters. — 09/08/09
Only Indians could have invented this unique way of spreading the virus …
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have swine flu,
And now so do you ! — 09/08/09
Do you know why woman haven’t landed on the moon yet ?? COZ there’s no Shopping there yet !! — 27/07/2009
The desire to excel is exclusive of the fact whether someone else appreciates it or not. “Excellence” is a drive from inside, not outside. Excellence is not for someone else to notice but for your own satisfaction and efficiency… 27/07/2009
Johnny, what do you call a person who
keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Little Johnny: A teacher — 27/07/2009
an idiot said,”Behind evry successful man, dere’s a woman” But, I replied “Women go only behind d successful men”… — 07/07/2009
“…in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had the brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace. And what did they produce? The cuckoo-clock.” — Orson Wells to Joseph Cotton in the movie “the third man” – 06/07/2009
“Successful leaders have the courage to take action while others hesitate.”
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can achieve greatly”
“Be a hero .Always say I have no fear”
“Always look within not without” — 03/07/2009
tried some carpenter’s work today….sore hands…paining arms…broken legs…lung full of drilling dust….hats off to the workers of this world!!! everybody’s job is difficult never look down upon anyone.. 
— 03/07/2009
Life is like a book: what matters is how good it is, not how long it is !!! – 02/07/2009
If wealth is lost, nothing is lost, if health is lost, something is lost, but if character is lost, everything is lost. — 29/06/2009
The letter I have written today is longer than usual because I lacked the time to make it shorter. – Blaise Pascal — 26/06/2009
Don’t make promise when you are in JOY .Don’t reply when you are SAD.
Don’t take decisions when you are ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise. — 17/06/2009
One Today is worth two Tomorrows ! – Benjamin Franklin — 17/06/2009
Behind every successful Man, there is an untold pain in his heart ! – Bill Jacobs — 17/06/2009
It takes a moment to Break but an entire life to make… — 16/06/2009
To Live Use Heart and to Survive use Brains. – 16/06/2009
sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick — 15/06/2009
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. — 09/06/2009
its one year they say… 365 days, 24 hours everyday, 60 minutes every hour, 60 seconds every minute…. its seems like a long time ahead, probably…!! but its weird how these three years have gone past nd i have n’t realised a bit..!! this is gonna be one memorable year for sure… welcome 2k6, its final year…. party time…!! — 03/06/2009
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her”…. who disagrees?? — 03/06/2009
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing-that’s why we need it daily 
. — 01/06/2009
How Do U Expect me to grow when u don’t let me Blow.! ;) — 31/05/2009
A Drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts ! — 30/05/2009
The Flirting Formula : Trust + Comfort = Rapport ! — 28/05/2009
You plus me makes we ! — 28/05/2009
The wise man said just find your place In the eye of the storm Seek the roses along the way Just beware of the thorns. — 28/05/2009
The wise man said just raise your hand And reach out for the spell Find the door to the promised land Just believe in yourself Hear this voice from deep inside Its the call of your heart Close your eyes and your will find The way out of the dark. — 28/05/09
What is the opposite of the two ? ‘A lonely me and A lonely you’ — 26/05/09
DEVILS are Dead |
SUPERS are Supressed |
KINGS are Kicked |
CHALLENGERS are Chopped |
RIDERS are Rested |
ROYALS are Robbed |
INDIANS are Impressed |
and CHARGERS are the CHAMPIONS!!! — 26/05/08
Language must have been invented for the sole purpose of deception ! — 24/05/2009
Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment, sparkling like a star
in our hand-and melting like a snowflake…
- Marie Beyon Ray — 21/05/2009
Spread Smiles over all the miles you Go ! — 21/05/2009
True Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime,and never let go till we’re gone ! — 21/05/2009
Midnite coffee, long chats, birthday bumps, crush on pals, fight for marks, tears for luv, just everything people call it college,we call it LIFE. — 20/05/2009
Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship; ends when you stop Sharing…….!!! — 19/05/2009
Think before judging someone. Remember: Amatuers … built the Ark, Professionals … built the Titanic ! — 18/05/2009
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be. — 16/05/2009
Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. — 15/05/2009
Good, Better … Best
Don’t take the Rest
Until good turns to Better
And better turns to Best…. — 24/04/09
‘To be is to do!’ – Socrates ‘To do is to be!’ – Plato ‘Do be Do be do’ – Scooby Doo ……. — 04/04/2009
Never design your character like a GARDEDN where anyone can walk, Design your character like the SKY where everyone Desire to reach. — 22/03/09
Life is short
Break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss passionately, love truly
laugh constantly
And never stop smiling
no matter how strange life is
Life is not always the party we expected to be
but as long as we are here, we should smile and be grateful. — 20-03-2009
We go through life pulling od doors marked ‘push’. – Ogden Nash — 11/03/09
God requireth not a uniformity in religion. – Roger Williams — 11/03/09
Life is a long lesson in humility. – James Barrie, Scottish authour – 11/03/2009
Think like a Man of Action, Act like a Man of Thought. – Henry Bergson – 04/03/2009
A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. – 01/03/2009
A Hug is a great gift … one size fits all. It can be given for any occasion and it is easy to exchange ! – 25/02/2009
God always gives His Best to those who leave the chioce with Him. — 25/02/2009
Anger is a condition in which tongue works faster than the mind. – 22/02/2009
You can change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over future. — 22/02/2009
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